Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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