i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
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No more Irish car bombs ever.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
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The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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