seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
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