Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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