Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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