Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
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I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
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I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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