ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
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Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
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Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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