is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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