My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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