So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
It's never too late to be topless.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Randomize
