Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
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Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
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I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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