just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
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You. Win. At. Life.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
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