Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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