I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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