I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
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It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
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for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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