Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
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i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
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The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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