Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
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