Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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