they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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