The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
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