yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
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