So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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