so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
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You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
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I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
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