im about as happy as oj after his trial
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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