More tranny stories later!
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
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