i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
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