i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
Randomize
