babies were throwing up all over the place
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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