VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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