Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
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If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
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My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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