we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I think my nap took me to another dimension
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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