it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
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Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
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The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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