god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
my being single is dangerous.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
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I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
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She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
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The only downside is I can't stop skipping
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