sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
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