How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
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Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
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I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
Randomize