you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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