You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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