I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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