So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I licked your asshole in confidence.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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