Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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