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butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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