i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
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I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
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She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
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