At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
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Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
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The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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