So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
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