New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
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