It's Friday. Sex?
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
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I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
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I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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