best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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