he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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