I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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