someone threw a dead crab at me
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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