Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
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That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
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I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
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