Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
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