Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
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She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
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I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Randomize