Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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