Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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